C'mon, you have to admit my title is catchy.  You know, Shortsmen/Horsemen? 

Anyway, hopefully something to make you smile on what I think was the worst day for the market in well over a year.  Of course, that means there are a lot of shorts to look at, and as the title implies, I have 5 today.  We'll start with a fan favorite, and that's ...get full access to this article by registering for FREE.

And that is the final word from North Palm Beach, where I find it ironic that the worst day of the year for the market directly precedes what many feel will be the worst storm of the year.  Poetic, I guess.