Well, after a minor drought -- which, trust me, always rattles me a bit -- I'm back to having a few longs and even a short.  And while I'll start with the best looking of the longs, I've often found that "best looking" doesn't always equate to "most profitable."  Still, you gotta start somewhere, so let's look at ...get full access to this article by registering for FREE.

And that is the final word from American Idol, where my wife and I are going to start watching this year.  Forget the singing: we're just big Ellen fans.